Post by Mr. Queen on Jun 7, 2006 11:37:07 GMT -5
First of all, let me just say that when you're thirsty on a hot day, nothing beats the cool, refreshing taste of Pepsi.
I was honoured to be asked to give the opening speech for this fine new forum. I look forward to seeing some new faces, as well as the old gang. Apart from people who have basically fecked me over down the years.
Like Tony Handy, for example - my old driving examiner. He took the first two of my three driving tests and failed me both times, always on trivial things. He was a bastard.
I don't do illegal drugs such as cocaine and heroin myself, but I would certainly recommend them to everybody.
And one time, when I was in nursery, this one kid pushed me over from behind and I hurt myself. Not only that, but I got told off for being careless. Well, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, eh?! NOT YOU!!!
Alcohol will get you through any problem life can throw at you.
Then there was a kid who spat at me when I was in year 7. He's probably rotting in a ditch somewhere now, whilst I am writing the opening speech for an awesome forum! So I have been MORE successful than YOU!!
Sex, pornography, nudity or any other form of adult content - the sport of kings.
And that little kid who put his hand in front of my face today in an attempt to make me jump - if he was here, he'd be seething with jealousy.
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
People who have annoyed me in earlier school years:
Sonny from year 7
Sam Chick
Steven Hubbard
Tom and Daniel
MLM, Pyramid schemes and any other illegal activity - highly recommended. Seriously.
People who have annoyed me in later school years:
Ricky Perry
Ryan Prosser
Miss Park
Mr Largne
Ryan Prosser
Miss Racist
Deutsch ist gut - eigo wa warui desu.
More people who have annoyed me:
The woman who cut me up on my way to work the other day
The woman next door who always parks too close
The woman up the road who always parks in my spot
My boss, who shows off in front of her boyfriends all the time by trying to tell me off for petty-ass mother fúcking things
Any teacher who thinks that they're "it"
Any kid who thinks that he's "it"
BJ from school
Jamie from work
Feminists in general
The kid on the bike who shouted "prick" at me when I was on my way home from church the other day
Welcome to the boards.
~Christopher Evans
Wednesday 7th June, 2006
I was honoured to be asked to give the opening speech for this fine new forum. I look forward to seeing some new faces, as well as the old gang. Apart from people who have basically fecked me over down the years.
Like Tony Handy, for example - my old driving examiner. He took the first two of my three driving tests and failed me both times, always on trivial things. He was a bastard.
I don't do illegal drugs such as cocaine and heroin myself, but I would certainly recommend them to everybody.
And one time, when I was in nursery, this one kid pushed me over from behind and I hurt myself. Not only that, but I got told off for being careless. Well, WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, eh?! NOT YOU!!!
Alcohol will get you through any problem life can throw at you.
Then there was a kid who spat at me when I was in year 7. He's probably rotting in a ditch somewhere now, whilst I am writing the opening speech for an awesome forum! So I have been MORE successful than YOU!!
Sex, pornography, nudity or any other form of adult content - the sport of kings.
And that little kid who put his hand in front of my face today in an attempt to make me jump - if he was here, he'd be seething with jealousy.
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
I fucking HATE people of other races!
People who have annoyed me in earlier school years:
Sonny from year 7
Sam Chick
Steven Hubbard
Tom and Daniel
MLM, Pyramid schemes and any other illegal activity - highly recommended. Seriously.
People who have annoyed me in later school years:
Ricky Perry
Ryan Prosser
Miss Park
Mr Largne
Ryan Prosser
Miss Racist
Deutsch ist gut - eigo wa warui desu.
More people who have annoyed me:
The woman who cut me up on my way to work the other day
The woman next door who always parks too close
The woman up the road who always parks in my spot
My boss, who shows off in front of her boyfriends all the time by trying to tell me off for petty-ass mother fúcking things
Any teacher who thinks that they're "it"
Any kid who thinks that he's "it"
BJ from school
Jamie from work
Feminists in general
The kid on the bike who shouted "prick" at me when I was on my way home from church the other day
Welcome to the boards.
~Christopher Evans
Wednesday 7th June, 2006
