Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jun 16, 2006 4:02:04 GMT -5
"I love bands that have singers that sound like the Cookie Monster."
"Speed metal? LOL!"
Speed metal is one of the funniest things in the world, besides minstrels - it's a scientific fact. Everyone knows at least one person who takes it dead seriously, and they always dress in black leather and wear mascara. Same goes for the women.
In tribute to this most hilarious of musical stylings, every week I will be uploading a track from my vast speed metal collection, or linking to a speed metal video, until I run out, which should be in about six months' time.
I also invite you, the reader, to upload music that either awful, comical, or comically awful.
Here's this week's speed metal track:
Hate Eternal - Behold Judas [2005, "I, Monarch"]
It has the combined comedy of speed metal and Christianity.
- Ryan Adams
"Speed metal? LOL!"
- William Shakespeare[/blockquote]
Speed metal is one of the funniest things in the world, besides minstrels - it's a scientific fact. Everyone knows at least one person who takes it dead seriously, and they always dress in black leather and wear mascara. Same goes for the women.
In tribute to this most hilarious of musical stylings, every week I will be uploading a track from my vast speed metal collection, or linking to a speed metal video, until I run out, which should be in about six months' time.
I also invite you, the reader, to upload music that either awful, comical, or comically awful.
Here's this week's speed metal track:
Hate Eternal - Behold Judas [2005, "I, Monarch"]
It has the combined comedy of speed metal and Christianity.