Mr. Winnfield
Tuxedo Wagon Staff 
English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jul 11, 2006 6:29:23 GMT -5
Recently, I noticed we had an advert above Karl's latest masterpiece depicting a pig in a kimono and posing the question, "what do you call a pig that does karate?" Eager to find out, I foolishly clicked on it, and was taken to this travesty of a website. I don't know what sort of person would need any of the wares they're pushing but I can only imagine it's the kind of person who has an extremely dull office job who will tell you that they're "a bit mental, so watch out, ha ha ha!" while they die a little inside. ... Anyway, I wrote to Google about this (there's a feedback button under some of them), and my letter went thus: We will now see what happens. |
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Post by Dan Glencock on Jul 14, 2006 4:27:26 GMT -5
That site you linked too... What ever you do, dont actually download the files... Theyre all viruses  |
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Mr. Winnfield
Tuxedo Wagon Staff
English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jul 14, 2006 11:06:06 GMT -5
Oh, yeah, I forgot to mention that. They don't affect me whatsoever seeing as I'm on a Mac. In terms of PC usage, you're all on horses and I'm in a tank. Not even the hardest truncheons in the world are a match for me.
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Mr. Queen
Tuxedo Wagon Staff
Very Suspicious Supermarket
Chav of the Month
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Post by Mr. Queen on Jul 16, 2006 9:23:51 GMT -5
Well piss me bad self laughing. Google ads are hilarious, but not as much as that email you sent them.  May this be the start of many Wallace-esque "yeses".  (I bought the book on holiday). |
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Jul 29, 2006 18:41:43 GMT -5
Did you get a reply, after?
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Mr. Winnfield
Tuxedo Wagon Staff
English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jul 29, 2006 19:00:37 GMT -5
No.  |
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Jul 29, 2006 19:17:05 GMT -5
Gays.
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Mr. Winnfield
Tuxedo Wagon Staff
English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Aug 5, 2006 10:39:46 GMT -5
Ha!
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Aug 5, 2006 15:19:06 GMT -5
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Oh, the sarcasm!! ;D ;D ;D
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Aug 5, 2006 15:19:35 GMT -5
Come on, we need to do more stuff like this!
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Mr. Winnfield
Tuxedo Wagon Staff
English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
Posts: 85
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Aug 6, 2006 16:14:52 GMT -5
I have since written to Viking FM (The Place For Chart Hits In Hull And East Yorkshire!) - under the guise of Clarence Dillon - wondering if they would be interested in an exclusive interview with my esteemed clients, John Tucker and Karl Evans, the writers of runaway internet phenomenon Tuxedo Wagon. In addition to this, I have also told them that my clients are willing to make something of an event of the appearance, offering to select their favourite records and draw a cartoon live on air.
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Aug 7, 2006 7:59:13 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!!!! This is awesome - just like the old Captain Wow boards. |
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May this be the start of many Wallace-esque "yeses". 
(I bought the book on holiday).
