A Funny Incident

[Mr. Queen]

I went out to a theme park today, and came across one or two funny incidents.

The first was when- ha ha ha!! It was a bit like- ho ho ho!! One of the park workers who was setting up a ride tripped on the uneven ground. She didn't fall - she just stumbled and did that "it never happened, nobody noticed" thing that all trip-victims do.

However, immediately after, the ride operator went over the tannoy and said "the assistant just tripped on the ground! Just there, a second ago - she lost her balance. It was very, very funny." I swear to God, that is word for fucking word - it made a very big impression on me. But despite its Father Ted-like content, he said it in a completely deadpan voice. I pissed myself.













As for the second incident, let's just say that a picture is sometimes worth a thousand words (and that ride photo points are very poorly sign-posted):

[Mr. Winnfield]

Ha! That's incredible, because that could be anyone! Did they all turn out like that or did you just decide to be awkward and turn around?

;D ;D ;D A+ anecdotes.

[Mr. Queen]

It was kind of a happy coincidence. I intended to do the "looking over the top of my glasses" thing, but when I came to the camera I was facing the complete opposite direction, so rather than strain myself I just sulked.