Mr. Winnfield
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English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jun 19, 2006 11:25:03 GMT -5
Down with this sort of thing.
What would you do if you could broadcast your thoughts into every single person on the planet?
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Jun 20, 2006 6:32:19 GMT -5
Act as though I were a Government Agent reading their mind, and act as though I didn't think they could hear me. What would you do if youcould morph like Peter Griffin in that episode of Family Guy? (Off Topic: Some Chinese people are moving in next door - rock!! "I wouldn't have done a Chinaman impression, if there..." etc)
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Mr. Winnfield
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English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jun 24, 2006 9:55:08 GMT -5
I would almost certainly slip down the plughole.
What would you do if the boards became really popular and we were suddenly two administrators controlling 10,000 people?
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Jun 24, 2006 14:46:40 GMT -5
Re-form Team WASP. What would you do if you could shoot water out of your finger?
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Mr. Winnfield
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English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jun 24, 2006 15:46:28 GMT -5
Depends how fast I could do it. If I could knock out an ocean in half an hour, I'd use it to drench people in a split second by seemingly just touching them. If it was more of a steady stream I'd use it to create the illusion that I was pissing into two urinals.
What would you do if you discovered you could make your head explode and appear to be dead for half an hour, before growing a new head and recovering?
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Mr. Queen
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Post by Mr. Queen on Jun 25, 2006 7:23:44 GMT -5
I'd wander around a park or something. Then, when a kid comes up to me with a toy gun and goes "bang - you're dead!", my head would explode and I'd fall down. Then, when all the police and officials were around, I'd grow a new head, sit up, and claim I had a headache.
What would you do if you could detatch and reattatch your own limbs at will?
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Mr. Winnfield
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English motherfucker, doest thou speak it?
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Post by Mr. Winnfield on Jun 28, 2006 4:04:33 GMT -5
Be a real life Crash Test Dummy, obviously.
What would you do if you could manifest yourself as a computer program, e.g. iKarl 2.0? What would you do, what would your functions be and stuff?
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